stfu blake
by by an ugly ass - kyliee June 1, 2019
Get the Blake mug.A complete douche bag that will use you for sex, and only sex. He'll tell you he "loves you" and what not, make-out here and there; only to do this to get in your pants.
Don't trust a Blake.
Don't trust a Blake.
Girl: -calls bf- BLAKE!!!!
Blake: What now, baby?
Girl: I'm soo bored!
Blake: Come over to my house and we can keep each other company... If you know what I mean..
Girl: UGH! You sick perv! -hangs up-
Blake: What now, baby?
Girl: I'm soo bored!
Blake: Come over to my house and we can keep each other company... If you know what I mean..
Girl: UGH! You sick perv! -hangs up-
by freakypooofuck January 7, 2009
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(noun) 1. A star
2. One with an affinity towards a) theatre and b) singing like a 40-year-old woman
3. The basis for the hit movie "40-year-old Virgin"
2. One with an affinity towards a) theatre and b) singing like a 40-year-old woman
3. The basis for the hit movie "40-year-old Virgin"
"Blake Beaver, you'll never be a dancer, or a singer!"
"Watch me momma, I'm gonna be a STAR!"
"You don't have what it takes!"
"I have a love... and her name is THEATRE."
"Watch me momma, I'm gonna be a STAR!"
"You don't have what it takes!"
"I have a love... and her name is THEATRE."
by ImGonnaBeAStarMomma December 6, 2006
Get the Blake Beaver mug.by Yash Balakrishnan July 28, 2021
Get the Yash Balakrishnan mug.To be promised something incredible, almost beyond belief only to be given a worthless tracfone and a link card.
Hey did you get that health care plan with low premiums? No, I go baraked, they gave me this cheap ass tracfone and a welfare card.
by not today May 6, 2014
Get the baraked mug.Blake Bauer is a term used to define a sexy male ginger (red head). Blake Bauer is also used as slang to define someone with a deep (often unhealthy) obsession with tacos (hard shell). Blake Bauer are smart, witty, good actors, and often ponder the mystery of life. In conclusion, Blake Bauer are sexy as fuck gingers who enjoy a good class of water every now and then! :)
Blake Bauer is one sexy as hell red head that sure can eat tacos.
That Blake Bauer is one good joke teller.
OMG! Blake Bauer is actually coming to my party!
That Blake Bauer is one good joke teller.
OMG! Blake Bauer is actually coming to my party!
by Sexy Gingey November 27, 2016
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