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bean crusher 

An individual who excels at giving beanjobs, i.e. the art of cunnilingus. Every woman wants one of these!

The word 'crush' can be used in conjunction with 'bean' as an action verb as well.
Prince Charming is a bean crusher.

Even assholes get second dates if they're bean crushers.

He crushed my bean all night long.
bean crusher by Beanie Bunnies September 15, 2013
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Bean Fling 

An all girl, hot, wet, sex party/orgy.
My sorority hosted the best bean fling this year.

Last nights sleepover turned into an unexpected bean fling.
Bean Fling by Eaton Holgoode November 9, 2017

Bean Child

Bean child: /Bean ch-ild/
Pure and smol and huggable. Must be protected.
10/10 would motherhen
this person is a bean child it needs to protected
Bean Child by RileyGaming_YT July 19, 2018

Bean-bungle 

A sexual act involving two people where one participant (preferably male) inserts his testicles into the other partner's butthole. It is known that much vaseline is required and protection is recommended.
Guy 1: Bro my nuts hurt like a bitch.
Guy 2: What's wrong bro?

Guy 1: Last night my girlfriend and I totally bean-bungled each other

Guy2: What?
Bean-bungle by Watidude August 24, 2019

Bean-Vibe 

Bean-Vibe is a vibe that gives you the feeling of joy and causes rejoicing.
I am having a Bean-Vibe right now
Bean-Vibe by cnagle519 October 25, 2019
The almighty god above us. He blesses us with beans every year and in return we pray to him everyday. Bean man hates Lima beans.
Dang i got beans from the all powerful bean man.
Bean Man by Joebama111 March 18, 2022