Battle Axe Syndrome

A specific type of headache following a night a drinking in which the sufferer feels as if, while sleeping, a battle axe was slammed in to their skull directly behind the eyes. Battle Axe Syndrome is usually brought on by drinking poor forms of alcohol such as Maddog 20/20 or Milwaukee's Best Ice. In extreme cases, a person suffering Battle Axe Syndrome may resort to wearing protective eyewear to keep their eyes from popping out of their skull or to block all light from getting in.

My head hurts so bad, if I move more than one inch my eyes might explode. Wicked case of Battle Axe Syndrome

Bill: Why is Ray wearing sunglasses inside?

Matt: Well, he chugged a bottle of Maddog after he finished a 6 pack of Milwaukee's Best Ice. He probably has Battle Axe Syndrome.

by Norma's Garage February 13, 2014

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Axe Body Spray

a strong fragrance spray often used by guys who don’t know how to use deodorant or take a shower, so they spray 5 pounds of it to cover it up when we can still smell their ball sweat.

Person: God! what is that smell, it’s giving me a headache.
Smelly Sam: Oh yeah! it’s my new Axe body spray. 🤓

by coochiedestoryer334 December 23, 2023

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Weed-Axe

Look At the book by DR. Suess, the loraxe must be on some substance, or the author was on Maharajah.

Your mom is a Weed-Axe

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Axe sniffing

What Danielle does alot.

Danielle loves to go axe sniffing!

by Megirl164 August 25, 2011

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Gaping Axe Wound

Gaping Axe Wound is a slang term for a woman's vagina. The more ubiquitous term is Bearded Axe Wound, but in the modern era, when so many women shave or wax their vagina bare, Gaping Axe Wound is more apropos.

Dude 1: Is that person a man or a woman? Does it have a cock or a pussy?
Dude 2: She has a gaping axe wound... it's a woman.

by JudeRunner June 28, 2025

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