Twat Addict

e.g Hugh Hefner. Any person unable to function for a reasonable length of time without access to female genitalia - particularly that of young, nubile girls. Normally applied to rich, old men.

That HughHefner he's a right old twat addict!

by Uncle Silas March 21, 2011

Bramer Twat

A phrase used by some country folk. It is meant to be an insult. Bramer being a slang term for a specific breed of bovine (brahman). Basically referring to a person as being a cow's vagina.

Clint: "Dude why are you such an asshole?"

Joey: "Aww, quit being such a Bramer Twat."

by lullabysummers March 8, 2009

twat pole

A pole dancers pole

"man i love it when the strippers get up on the twat pole"

by grunter1989 December 11, 2011

twat-spat

An argument or debate between two females. The subject of the argument will be relatively minor and the two shall remain friendly during and after the twat-spat.

That was a wicked Scrabble game! Kelly and Julie were having twat-spats over every word the other spelled!

by keltikfyre October 28, 2010

Swat the Twat

Not to be confused with Twat Swat.

What one woman might say to another woman in lieu of other more vulgar phrases, such as fuck you up or beat the ever-living shit out of you.

When Jamie found out that Breana was trying to hook Jamie up with her next door neighbor, Jamie told Breana "You better not bitch, or I will swat the twat".

by PercyJones March 24, 2012

The Twitter Twat

Term used by David Cameron to describe people engaging in frequent instantaneous communication on Twitter

Too many twits might make The Twitter Twat

by Paul Pontin July 31, 2009

twat oil

A deliciously pungent oil with a high smoking point, roughly equivalent to flaxseed oil, only much fishier. Perfect for seasoning cast iron or de Bruyer pans.

Dude, where did you get that twat oil? These omelettes are delicious!

by pan man November 13, 2013