Noah

Noah is a very attractive person that usually gets white girls. He is very charismatic and outgoing. He does have problems with his hair, he suffers from dandruff. Noah is also usually good at every video game.

This dude is a noah

by Nollop April 30, 2019

Noah

A Pussy Nigga That Wants No Smoke He will always run and hide or tell an adult if you were to put fear in his heart he is the nigga u don't want to take if u were planning to jump somebody

Me:Noah u trying 2 pull up and fuck some niggas up

Noah:nah my grandmother funeral today

Me:ok

Noah: Caught on the snap at a kennedy fried chicken

by Noahpussy February 12, 2020

Noah

Any boy with this name is the biggest cunt in the universe. Shit hair, shit face. Walks round like he owns the place. Likely crys when is mum finds out he had been smoking gras. s

'noah is a real cunt'

by Honestlyys April 6, 2020

Noah

Noah is a guy that can be cool at times, likes to play a lot of games but can get super annoying. Most guys called Noah have an extreme case of obesity but are slowly losing the pounds, or so they say. Spends way too much money on useless things such as fake money and weird action figures.

You say Noah the other day, nah man who's Noah?

by lmaoking47 October 9, 2017

Noah

Noah is an amazingly blessed person. He is very annoying and a little bitchy. But in all noah is not worth the air. If you ever meet a noah do not be scared. He can sense fear. I would highly not recommend being friends with a noah. If you see a Jackson and a noah run.

Noah is so annoying.

by Noah sucks July 14, 2018

Noah

small pee pee

that guy must be named Noah because he has a small pee pee

by small pee pee guy November 13, 2019

Noah

Noah is a nice and lovable guy, he will love you with all his heart and never give up on you🥺💕 He is very attractive and he denies that he is, he is so fun to be with. If you ever date a Noah I would keep him forever, you’ll see how amazing he truly is❤️ Never leave a noah.. he is worth you’re time and he will always be there for you no matter what happens... so if you know a guy named Noah then don’t ever get rid of him.

boyfriend: baby? Can I barrow some money?

Girlfriend: I’m sorry but we’re over!

Boyfriend: what are you gonna do, find a Noah?

Girlfriend: damn right you loser!😒

by TheFurious2 November 4, 2019