butthole crust

When someone cums in your anus and you let it dry inside you and then pull it out and substitute it for sugar on your morning cereal

Hey man, can you give me some of your butthole crust for my fruit loops!

by @youngmoneyrhuggler November 16, 2017

mutual crust

Mutual crust is formed when you don't pull out after sex and fall asleep. Body fluid from both parties join and dry to form mutual crust all over their private parts.

Jack and Jill woke up Saturday morning and were stuck together by their mutual crust. They had to waddle to the shower together to free themselves of each other.

by jizzum baptism February 23, 2018

sus crust superspine

for when you are trying to sus the crust while on superspine

"Hey, did you sus crust superspine last week"
"yea, it felt like acid"

by fruckrer July 31, 2022

Crust Girl

A girl that intentionally does things they know for certain will annoy someone. A ne’er do well.

“Becky knows that Greg is persnickety about grammar and yet she on purposefully riles him up by mismatching lose and loose. She a total Crust Girl.”

by RackHansen April 27, 2022

Upper Crust

A phrase referring to those in high society, often the rich and or government officials.

"Damn those greedy upper crusts!"
"Time to show those upper crusts who's boss!"

by Dyne Willow Work February 2, 2021

stuffing the crust

The act of intercourse with unclean genetils

Stuffing the crust- Boy " I stuffed my girlfriends crust so hard last night, it was super cheesy!"

by Owens97 August 9, 2015

crust toe boog web

crusty toe booger spider web, but shortened

me: i ate a mosquito
friend: WHAT
me: yum
friend: what did it taste like
me: taste like crust toe boog web
friend: broo gimme some that sounds yummy

by fish in a bucket September 14, 2020