net-stumble

To unexpectedly encounter something surprising/disturbing/intriguing while surfing the Internet. The key is the unexpected - if you were actively searching for "puppies on bicycles", finding "puppiesonbikes.com" does not count as a net-stumble.

Check this site out - it's like IMDB for adult film stars. I net-stumbled on it after mistyping the address of IMDB.

by balloonie-cat October 11, 2014

Safety-net sub

After studying the vertigo-inducing range of lunchbreak subs (e.g. Taleggio, pine nut, grapefruit and rocket) - the overworked mind generally opts for less hostile territory. Picking an uncool, but boot-filling standby - (e.g. cheese).

Jim: Hey Bob, you gotta try this sun-dried octopus on flax-seed crostini. And it's only eight bucks fifty!
Bob: Nah man, I'm set with my safety-net sub.
Jim: (*shrugs*)
Bob: Ham.

by Paterico December 9, 2008

Ankle Net

When you cook someone in basketball and break their ankles before a swish three pointer. (nothing but net)

“Curry just hit an ankle net on me”

by thelebronjames23 February 1, 2025

caging the net

Going through all your social network and posting a relevant picture of Nicholas cage on every post. When asked why you simply post another picture of cage with no explanation.

Person: "I like annoying people. Time to start caging the net"

by knowledgeGod May 18, 2015

Net Floor

A Floor Of a building Designated For Routers, Switches, Firewall boxes, Rackmount systems, Web & FTP servers that serer for the local enterprise network system and/or the web. The net floor is also where Most Of the Technical services hangout, i.e. Technicians & network repair men.

Fromm: [e-mail]
To: [e-mail]

Yesterday I Couldn't access my Internet, I just wanted to inform you guys on Net floor 16 so it could maybe get fixed.

john doe @ office 122, floor 12

by J.c.McQueen December 12, 2008

Net and chilly

The way animal jam writes Netflix and chill.

Net and chilly is gonna make every other person run in fear.

by Brandon Urie December 8, 2016

Your end of the net

This is basically the same as asking how things are going on someone's "end". This refers to their side of matters in terms of work, life, or entertainment. The difference between this new locational phrase and the original is that a net, unlike a rope, can be pulled from more than two sides. It may be a square net with four corners or even a circular net. It's often used when multiple people in a group chat or group call are talking about how their lives are going. In this case, it replaces "your end of the rope" or simple "you're end", which would both be used by two people talking to each other.

A group chat has eight members.
Person 1: Hi everyone! How's it going on your end of the net! I'm just watching some Youtube.
Person 2: Not much.
Person 3: Same here, Youtube.
Person 4: I'm dancing.
Person 5: I'm just watching some TV.
Person 6: I'm playing Fortnite.
Person 7: I'm eating out.
Person 8: I'm working out.

by arvinthsiva April 28, 2022