kite-spitting

It's when 20 mph winds blow at your face while you're spitting and leaves a trail of spit while it's flying

Dude 1: dude, while i was jogging past this one guy, i think he was kite-spitting on my face. Dude 2: At least it didn't get caught in a tree

by veins April 4, 2010

Shit-Spit

When you sit on the toilet seat to take a shit and you fart and the shit goes flying.

My carl took a Shit-Spit in Cancun.

by silentshotghost June 21, 2018

shit spit

A potentially severe event which takes place during the act of dropping a deuce. When taking a shit of monumental proportions, your mammoth shit may impact the water of your toilet with such a tremendous force that it causes a geyser of cold shit water to erupt and hit your anus. Is highly unsanitary if no one flushed before you. Side effects of the shit spit include but are not limited to: briskly awake feeling, disturbance, loud slpashing noises, and a sense of needing to wipe an extra time.

Person A: Gimme just a sec...
*loud splash noise*
Person A: Oh fuck.
Person B: What's wrong mah man? You almost done in there?
Person A: The water stabbed me in the ol' poop chute!
Person B: You, my nasty sir, have just experienced a shit spit.
Person A: Man, fuck this...

by alchemist April 22, 2014

Spit swaps

It's some you do with you bsf we're you spit in each others mouth

2 friends laying in a bed chilling and then they spit swaps

by rostye45 May 31, 2021

spit cookies

v. To vomit

I ate some bad mussels and I spit cookies all night!

by nrdsrfr March 10, 2014

Spit up

Spit up (or past tense, spat up) is a small bit of puke, usually the size of a quarter, but very rarely bigger, that would be classified as vomit. Typically happens in vurps or in very light nausea stages.

I just burped.. and I tasted a bit of spit up

by DoctorCaduceus February 13, 2021

spit spot

words in Musical

are you feeling spit spot

by BineBine December 12, 2017