The Ant

The phenomenon when, the closer you get to your house the more you have to shit.

Oh s*** dude, The Ant almost got my ass on the way home from the strip club. Damn near shit my shoes.

by IHateAntZ November 8, 2021

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Ant

Ants are kind creatures planning to overthrow the government. They aren't very cool, hip, or good-looking. But their hearts are in the right places, (for now). Generally, the ants don't hate humans, just humans in power. We don't know their current plans or if they are armed, but multiple governors, mayors, and prime ministers have reported ant infestations in their houses. Coinkidink? I think not.

"The ants are fighting back!" Says a local ant enthusiast.

by 👍🏻happy April 7, 2023

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