Portal Poop

Portal Poop: When a college athlete enters the transfer portal in hopes of greener pastures, unfortunately, they never get picked up by a new school and they just sit in the transfer portal forever just like a piece of poop, that no one else will touch.

Former Teammate 1: Have you talked to Gabe lately?

Former Teammate 2: No…. Why?

Former Teammate 1: Gabe is pretty bummed out. He’s been sitting in the transfer portal for three months now and he doesn’t have one offer on the table!

Former Teammate 2: Damn! Well….He has that stink on him. He’s officially portal poop now! Ain’t nobody touching his @ss with a ten foot pole.

by MGTOW Black January 13, 2024

POOP

uh oh stinky pooop

oh uh i think i made a poop

by BUT CAN YOU DO THIS October 7, 2019

poop gym

a gym but instead its all poop

when someone walks into the poop gym and asked if its the pee gym look around buddy

by MoistMeatMisslejizzyfella December 11, 2024

poop

People
Order
Our
Patties

poop

by Ugly_Person October 2, 2018

poop

poop

poop

by papa peanut November 8, 2022

poop

the shit that comes out of your butt when you p o o p

poop people saying your a piece of shit

by diock October 16, 2021

Poop Viagra

Another word for industrial strength ass blast.

JB: Tonight, go out and shit on a few skanks. Tomorrow, you're a one poop man. *he pulls out the laxatives*

Chris: What's this?

JB: It's Viagra, brother. Poop Viagra.

by RichardCheese7ps December 3, 2021