Ur mom

A word directly talking bout your female parental figure (aka. Your mother), usually used as an insult

"That's a nice argument you got there, unfortunately; ur mom"

"I'm tired of life"
"IM TIRED OF UR MOM"

"PIKACHU seems interested in UR MOM"

"Previously cranked a bomb, now I'm gonna crank ur mom-"

by anonymous January 2, 2022

Your mom

Used by mostly horny ass 12-year-olds that have nothing better to do

Person 1: Why were you late
Horny 12 year old: Because of your mom

by chlide January 2, 2022

Matthew's mom

The pinnacle of attraction. The baddest bitch of all. when a woman is so hot she can be described as Matthew's mom

"Did you see matthew's mom walking down the street. Straight baddie."

by incogshmito January 3, 2022

urr..mom..com

it means my besti

Person 1 : hello! urr..mom..com<3
Person 2: aw heyy ur my fav urr..mom..com

by leviramos January 3, 2022

Mom lines

Tan lines from a full bottom swim suit, as opposed to a thong bottom

"Which swim suit are you packing for the beach?"

"Definitely my thong bikini, I don't want mom lines!"

by PghYinzer January 4, 2022

Ur mom

Ur mom is smokin

DAMMMMNNNN! Ur mom is so flipping hot. Lick Lick

by tjghhtb January 4, 2022

ur mom

ur mom likes me and we made ur brother in front of you while u were sleeping on the couch.

ur mom likes me, and we made ur brother that one night you invited me over to watch a movie. we did it over you while you were sleeping. i came all over you. u thought u pissed urself when u woke up lmfao. i have such a big dick that urdad wants it to hahha.

by ballz_6934 January 4, 2022