soft nostril syndrome

When your nostrils are so soft, they feel like a baby horses nostrils.

I must have like, soft nostril syndrome.

by Hope money July 9, 2010

Multiple Keys Syndrome

MKS or Multiple Keys Syndrome or Multilple kkkkk syndrome is falling asleep while at work with your hands on the keyboard(especially after lunch)...you wake up to see multiple keys typed on your screen. The length of the typed keys is directly related to how long you've been sleeping.

- Dude I think I'm coming down with Multiple Keys Syndrome, it may be time for coffee.

- Yo, Jason got hit with MKS right after lunch, he sent me an email with a bunch hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhh in it.

by stouch000 October 22, 2009

Trifflin Hoe Syndrome

A deadly disease contracted from a trifflin hoe. Symptoms include wheezing, coughing, migraines, E.D., and unusually large forehead development. Symptoms last usually for 4-6 days or until the trifflin hoe founds someone else.

My friend devolped a severe case of Trifflin hoe syndrome

by Freetk January 11, 2022

chap sack syndrome

A disease in which the ball sack is extremely dry due to the lack of showering.

Whoa Mohamed originated the chap sack syndrome.

by sh0tr0d February 9, 2009

Mashy Finger Syndrome

NOUN- The inability to type quickly and accurately, usually resulting in misplaced, or unnecessary letters and symbols.

sorry i havet mashy finger syndrome from the energy drinlk

by TN3ST3!! January 10, 2011

Need A Boyfriend Syndrome

A girl who wants a boyfriend

“i need a boyfriend so bad”
oh she has NEED A BOYFRIEND SYNDROME

by Bae2468 November 2, 2023

Third Quarter Syndrome

1.) A time shortly after winter break (especially in the middle of third quarter) in which teachers realize they have done nothing productive the past semester and begin to cram to make up for lost time in the curriculum. This is a period of high stress and fatigue as now the victimized students have been slammed with double workload and have more homework and studying to do than ever.
2.) The effects of being under constant pressure and stress from heavy schoolwork. This may be anything from falling asleep in the middle of the hallway because you haven't slept in 36 hours to losing 6 pounds because of not eating, both because you haven't had time to do either.
(Note: the term is merely named for when it is most likely to occur, but can pertain to any period of being overworked and overstressed.)

Example 1
Elle: Uggghhh! I've got third quarter syndrome, and I've got it bad.
Ari: Me too. What are your symptoms?
Elle: Well, I can't use any rare pocket of free time I have on anything but sleep.
Ari: What do you mean?
Elle:....I fell asleep in the middle of Kohl's yesterday.

Example 2
Fenton: Hey bro, you want to hang out this weekend?
Robbie: Dude. You know I have AP classes and it's past winter break. I don't have time, I've got two chapter reviews, two book reports, an essay, and a five minute speech. Worst third quarter syndrome ever!
Fenton: Alright, alright, chill out!
Robbie: *Combusts*

Example 3:
Amanda: Are you taking Ms. Hanson's class this year?
Jamie: Yeah, it's a lot of work. I'm starting to work up a case of third quarter syndrome
Amanda: Seriously! We're in the middle of the first semester, but I feel like we're having third quarter daily!

by Quintella September 30, 2011