Good friend

They don't exist; only habibs do.

"I don't have any good friends"
"Of course you don't, as they don't exist"
"I have a habib though; you"
*brotherly kiss*

by CorPur November 13, 2018

Friended

a bitch who likes to insult people because she's a no-lifer fat ass

Friended kys pls

by Gay Grape Juice January 27, 2019

Friends Couchdominium

The classy form of couch surfing, go from homeless to rich ass in seconds just by adding -dominium, like a barndominium sounds classy (but that shit is still a barn)

I’m not broke, I’m staying at my friends couchdominium

by Ron_MF_Jeremy August 21, 2018

Harvest your friend's organs

Harvest your friend friend's organs day. You could do this without their permission. This day is on 24th December, so you could give your friend's organs to their family if you want!

Person A: Let me have your organs.
Person B: Why?
Person A: Because it's harvest your friend's organs day.
Person B: Fair.

by Fortnite babby pass November 17, 2022

Friend

Sade

Friends are like your partners in crime, your ride or dies, your ... Sade's

by Alex1105 August 13, 2017

Best friend

That one person that always have your back. Their loyal. And they most def ain't gonna be "friendly" when you wearing some ugly stuff .

Thats my best friend yesssss.

by daydaysossa January 27, 2019

Funny friends

To deal with PRSD (post relationship stress disorder), funny friends describes a rebound status with your ex in a more casual and emotionally sound manner.

Man, Karen and I broke up... but quarantine got us lonely and now we’re funny friends.

by Billiam69420 August 25, 2020