bae-ting off

The act of touching oneself to the thought of their significant other.

My girlfriend has been gone away on business for weeks now, but I still think about her all the time. Especially when I'm bae-ting off at night.

by Obi-Wan-Shinobi June 16, 2018

Sauced off the toss

When you get way too fucked up off the xans and alcohol

“Sauced off the toss feelin like a boss”

by Michael Flex July 17, 2018

Jerk off January

Each day in January you got to jerk off

Dude: what is JJJ

Dude2: Jerk off January

by Swagcrafter November 21, 2019

Lay off the bong

A phrase that people use when their linked to the Mandela Effect

“So I think whoever is apart of this whole mandela stuff is usng this to make it look like were not stuck in a different universe”

Bob(works for government): Heyy lay off the bong bruh. The Mandela affect is stupid

by TashiTash November 22, 2019

pulled off a Dean

When you offer or promise somebody to cover their shift at work but then you leave or get out of your promise without explanation and acting rude when prompted.

I had a chance to leave work early today but Paul pulled off a Dean on me.

by Awildamer November 25, 2019

Jerk off January

Jerk of January is when you wank all month nonstop. Try make your ballsacks look like raisins

Its jerk off January lets wank all month

by xxxvideos.com November 27, 2019

off road scrambler

Similar to a Chinese fire drill but orgy-like. Everyone exits the vehicle to try new positions.

The gang frequently pulls over to do the off road scrambler.

by P-for-paranoia December 17, 2019