Hot Tub Steamer

A hot tub steamer is when you take a ninja poop in a hot tub without someone knowing it, and then make up an excuse to leave. Preferably a nice, solid duce. Also, it helps when the jets are on to create a bubble shroud to conceal your misdeeds.

I left a very large Hot Tub Steamer in Becky's hot tub at that big party she had Friday night. No one noticed for 10 minutes. Everyone there, including Becky, were suspect.

by Caprica Six June 8, 2021

hot kinky jo

A Russian pornograpic actress most widely known for her ability to insert massive objects in her rectum. Considered one of the best, she is only rivaled by dirty garden girl, they have been known to make movies together

Holy shit did you see hot kinky jo fit that entire horse cock dildo in her ass????

by Thisismydirtyaccount June 17, 2014

Hot Melvin with a cork

Another word for the kind of diarrhea where the first chunk is poo, then the rest is diarrhea.

"Dude, I had some nasty Taco Bell and had to lay a huge Hot Melvin with a cork in the toilet!"

by Mr. Squiggles May 3, 2005

Washington Hot Dog

This is where you take a hard cock and from behind (can be on all fours or laying down) put it between the ass cheeks and the cheeks grab your cock in a steel grip, where you really can not pull your penis out.

Your at the mercy of a very strong ass.

I wanted to leave a party but some asshole had a washington hot dog on me.

by just trapped March 12, 2011

Hot-ass Coathanger

Beater of Prostitutes, weapon of Pimps.

A coathanger heated up and used to beat a prostitute for disobeying the rules of the pimp.

-"Hey, Dad, why does mom have marks all over her body?"
-"I'm not your dad, but she fell on a hot-ass coathanger"

-"Damn, Sharon, why not just take the whole $100?"
-"I'll get beaten by my pimp's hot-ass coathanger, that's why, Ilene!"

by Black Dynamite March 16, 2010

Miller's Hot Bologna

A popular snack food of Pennsylvania, particularly denizens of Schulkill County (Da Skook) containing plenty of red chili flakes.

While delicious, one does not dare to think about what they are actually consuming. Miller's Hot Bologna is comprised of variety meats including, but most assuredly not limited to: Beef and pork cheeks, mechanically separated chicken, beef hearts, pork hearts, and pork tongues.

I went to da beer distributor to get me a gallon a miller's hot bologna.

by ASkookDaFuck March 31, 2009

Eat hot knife

In battlefield, it is the phrase used when a player stabs an opponent with a knife, and steals his dogtags, rendering the soldier dead and tagless. It is the utmost humiliation that one can render upon another player. The phrase should only be used when one of the many painful knife animations are played, and the dogtags of the opponent are taken. It should not be used on knife slice kills. Oftentimes, after this phrase is used, a teabagging proceeds it.

Legend has it that the phrase was coined by BilboTBagginU on the popular "violent industries" servers.

*Knifer knifes opponent*

Knifer: WHERE ARE YOUR TAGS NOW SONNY?

Knifer: oh yea, EAT HOT KNIFE!

*Knifer proceeds to teabag opponent*

by teabag_prophet March 28, 2013