rigger monkey rape

1. An oxymoron, as any self-respecting rigger monkey welcomes violent penetration.
2. Imitating an orangutan while engaging in an unwelcome and unexpected donkey punch.

Hey sweetie, what's your #? Can I take you out some time for dinner and a movie and afterwards a quick rigger monkey rape?

by Hannibal March 29, 2003

Turd pie monkey

a person who acts like they are slick but they are retarted as fuck and they are really gay

Steven is a Turd Pie Monkey

by Birdkilla05 October 08, 2003

spank your monkey

when a female masturbates

Did he watch you spank your monkey.

by Capn A Hole October 16, 2007

the monkey dance

one ore more of the following, poop throw, banana peal, armpit scratch, while dancing to the song snap your fingers by Lil Jon ft E40 and Sean Paul... created on the way home from Charlavoix with dmac.

how to do the monkey dance: to the lyrics:Snap your fingers! banana peal, Do ya step! armpit scratch, You can do it all by yoself, poop throw, Lemme see you do it, Ay!

by thomasss July 20, 2006

gong show monkey

a person who lives the hockey lifestyle in every sense of the word.

Dude, Kevin is always at the rink, practicing his shot. What a gong show monkey!

by slapshot August 20, 2008

Magnetic monkey nugget

The sexual act in which a male pierces his penis. Inserts a magnet into his female partner (preferably a female without any limbs) and places his penis on top of his partners stomach, and rubs his bellend back and forth. The magnetic pull makes it so the man won’t have to hold his penis down, allowing for a hands free session.

Friend1: “didn’t you fuck a girl with no limbs last week?”
Friend2: “nah, bro. I hit her with a quick magnetic monkey nugget.”

by eatbeatnskeet April 08, 2020

King Butt monkey

The person that the Butt Monkey Follows

Rob: Come here Gail
Gail: ok do you want anything
Rob: Get me Sweets NOw
Gail: OK right away
Rob: Gail is such a Butt monkey
Bob: And your the King Butt MOnkey

by Checken April 15, 2008