john

john is a dickhead. he is unloyalw, untrustworthy and a fuckboy. he will date you for a few weeks, break up with you and 8 months later, chat you up again. he will make you feel special for a month or so, but then dump you like the time you spent together was nothing. ladies, do not date a john!
girl 1: hey is that your boyfriend? what's his name?
girl 2: john. he's so sweet :)
girl 1: nuh uh honey, you have to break up with him NOW!
girl 2: why?
girl 1: sis he's a J. his name begins with the letter J.
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This dumb ass who is gay and homo and gets guys until things get nasty.
Let’s do it “john pulls down pants” never mined.
by Bossmode403 October 01, 2019
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John is a musty sun of a bitch. He constantly reeks and smells like BO. John is also the type of guy to have a micro cock, he uses Mayo to masturbate.
by Jacob18585929 November 24, 2021
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A guy named John.
Do you want some pizza John?
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John.
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Hot, ripped as hell, nice, firm pecks, hanging girls by his earlobes, tall nice, girls wanna smash. Cool, all that good stuff.
“Like totally omg that guy’s such a John. Lol he’s so hot we should like rape him or something.”
by Bepsi “bebuz by ban” May 23, 2018
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A fuck boy, most likely the person that would steal a pensil and lie about it. John is always the one that disrupts class and doesn’t turn in homework, but he will still get a good grade on a test
John, stop being a fuck boy
by Swanandquaun February 28, 2020
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