zip lock bag

a woman that has a tight vagina

She was as tight as a zip lock bag.

by GKJJJ January 30, 2006

Purple Tea Bag

To thoroughly marinate one's balls in ink prior to performing the 'Classic Tea Bag' leaving the victim's lips and tongue stained with sweaty ball-ink.

Guy 1: "Hey did you see Ralph today? What's that on his mouth?"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, I totally purple tea bagged his ass last night."

by FallOfHaVok October 30, 2008

Bag n Gag

Sexual intercourse with a female with horrificly putrid body odor or a rank as smelly pussy. But despite the less than desirable aromas, you gag your way through it and bag her anyway cause after all, it is a hole.

I did a bag n gag last with that crack whore. Man my wanker smells today.

by Eaton Holgoode June 3, 2018

pillsbury douche bag

A person that resembles the pillsbury doughboy and is a douchebag. (See douchebag)

"See Nagol over there? He's pretty fat, what a douche, yeah, he's a pillsbury douche bag."

by derek June 19, 2006

cum bag

when you are getting a hand job and you have no where to finish except for a zip lock baggy and you fill it up

hey Joe i have two cum bags in my car from last night!

by yrtuyvh April 18, 2010

doggie bag

A bag that one barfs in after eating "Captin' D's"

Oh my god i need a doggie bag or I'm make the floor wet!

by Derp Hooves March 5, 2015

get a bag

To Get a bag, Fill it with dicks, and eat them. A derivative of the term "Eat A Dick", but to be meant to "Eat a Bag" full of them.

Hey bro, you know that douche bag down at the corner mart?

Yeah dude, that guy needs to get a bag!

by Justifiablemeans October 7, 2015