A type of music generally sung from an African-American male point of view, generally falling in the R&B genre (but can include some blue-eyed soul as well), whose subject matter focuses on one or more of the following themes: 1) How wonderful life IS to have a certain current romantic partner (generally a woman), 2) How wonderful life WAS when one had a certain romantic partner (generally a woman), 3) How horrible life IS NOW that one does not have a certain romantic partner (generally a woman), 4) How horrible life WAS UNTIL one found a certain romantic partner (generally a woman), 5) How horrible life WILL BE if or when one loses a certain romantic partner (generally a woman), or 6) How one will do anything it takes to keep a certain current romantic partner (generally a woman!). Popular R&B songs from the 1960’s through the 1990’s epitomize this (Such as songs from The Temptations, Barry White, Luther Vandross, and New Edition).
“Son, don’t put women on a pedestal. All that simping & blues music has you mighty confused as to how to act with them.” (OR) “Women expect too much from men these days because their expectations are set by all that simping & blues music.”
by DJ Dash September 12, 2021
Get the simping & bluesmug. by FreeIsrael November 14, 2023
Get the Shropshire Blue cheesemug. 
by Thenoshitsherlockholmes March 9, 2023
Get the 6 stripe bluemug. by MangomanG0 July 2, 2017
Get the blue mambamug. "You won't hit the enemy while blue locking if they're strafing left or right, try red locking"
"The enemy is coming at you directly! Blue lock and shoot as soon as possible!"
"The enemy is coming at you directly! Blue lock and shoot as soon as possible!"
by Chudmedo March 26, 2024
Get the Blue Lockmug. Guy 1:Dude Becky left me with blue ornaments
Guy2: Isn't that the same thing as blue balls but festive?
Guy1: Yessir
Guy2: Isn't that the same thing as blue balls but festive?
Guy1: Yessir
by Alec Buchanan November 24, 2020
Get the blue ornamentsmug.