October 30

The one day where you bully your friend named Wyatt

Friend: Hey Wyatt you know what today is?
Wyatt: No what is it?
Friend: October 30
Wyatt: PLEASE DONT HURT ME😭😭

by It boy 24 October 29, 2019

OCTOBER 22

october 22nd is national mourn your water bottles death day 😭😭

Person: Poor Shelia! I loved my water bottle! W
Person 2: I will mourn with you
Person: Why did my classmates have to destroy my bottle on october 22!

by Git Na Fa October 22, 2019

October 27th

A day where you can be as gay as you want with the girls whilst still being 1000% straight

Person 1: hey it’s October 27th, you know what this means
Person 2: we can finally marry

by imgaybutnohomo October 26, 2019

October 22

If you were born on July 22 you were a National nut day mistake

October 22was when you were consived

by Youlikedis October 21, 2019

October 23rd

International Hang Out With Your Friends Day

Person 1: Hey man, it’s October 23rd, wanna hang out?
Person 2: I guess I have to, it’s an international holiday

by hambaby October 23, 2019

Octopus Orgasm October

The October challenge, belonging to the no nut November and destroy dick December challenge family.

To participate one must nut exclusevly to tentacle porn for the whole month.
(The challenge is of a subjective diffuclty level, as one can decide to fap on any kind of Octopus: from the real life animal to anime/hentai versions.
People who enjoy this type of porn must fap only on real Octopus.)

"Hey mark, how is your Octopus Orgasm October going?"
"All good, whent to the acquarium yesterday and took loads of photos"

by OldManSexbomb April 12, 2018

October 4th

1. Nanako's Birthday in Persona 4

2. The day of Shinjiro Aragaki's death in Persona 3

"What day is it today?"

"What day did Shinjiro die?"

"October 4th, thanks man!"

by TheHolyKetchup9 December 9, 2024