Deez big nuttys nuts

deez big nutty nuts stand for big giant male testicals

My deez big nuttys nuts are banin

by Nutotolist May 8, 2022

ass nut lamb gravy

Ass nut lamb gravy is a synonym for a greasy nut you bust in someones ass that has the same consistency as some cold gravy. It's usually used in some weird kinky shit where people like to be embarrassed sexually, or be talked down to like some sort of joke.

Could also be used in a sarcastic tone, but personally, I dont think ass nut lamb gravy is a joking matter. It's very serious.

"Take my ass nut lamb gravy you disgusting thanksgiving whore"

"I'd be careful buddy, dont wanna catch some ass nut lamb gravy by accident"

"You smell and look like a bowl of rotten ass nut lamb gravy, put on some deodorant"

by badgerbud604 October 13, 2017

Mikey's Nut Fuck Sundae

The act of a woman laying on her back/shoulders against a bed with her pussy pointing to the ceiling, legs back towards her then the guy grabbing his nuts and inserting them into her pussy.
Depending on the bed and the lady, this may require her to lay on a low stool to ensure her pussy is at the right height
the stool can be used by the guy to hover over her pussy and lower himself.
It's the nicest feeling, (have to be hairless to appreciate it.)

After fisting my subslut, I gave her Mikey's Nut Fuck Sundae, the right nut was slightly painful, but the left nut, slipped in and popped out with ease.

by phred512 November 14, 2017

fluff-n-nut-her

also known as fluffer nutter

when a guy applies marshmallow fluff to his penis and has a girl suck it off until he climaxes, at which point he busts his nut all over her. hence the name "fluff-n-nut-her"

I asked maria if i could fluff-n-nut-her but she said only whores and sluts do that. shot downnnnn

by soclever September 12, 2011

You're going to love my nuts.

The famous phrase that Vince, or the Sham-wow guy says during his infomercial for the Slap chop.

Watch this, you're going to love my nuts.

by Dj Djuric July 24, 2009

Nut Guzzling Ass Whore

Also known as the pivot man, this the guy in the middle of the gay 3 way. He enjoys guzzling everything his buddy up front hand feeds him while at the same time relishing the anal pounding he is being delivered at the other end.

Often used to identify someone who is exhibiting attributes so gay that neither Nut Guzzler or Ass Whore will suffice on their own.

Also can be used to describe someone who is such a complete douche bag AND ass kisser extraordinaire.

Guy 1: dude, have you seen that new guy down in the receiving department? I swear he's the biggest queer I've ever met!

Guy 2: he so belongs in receiving, that Nut Guzzling Ass Whore made a pass at me yesterday when I went to pick up my new stapler

Guy 1: damn, Steve bent me over again on my performance review! He took credit for that new account that I just landed.

Guy 2: now you see why everyone calls him the office Nut Guzzling Ass Whore! The boss will give him your bonus for sure now.

by RomadDeez February 21, 2010

webster's law of nut tappage

webster's law says that anytime a half drunk human male walks into a nut check battle between two or more males it will be at the exact worst moment in said battle where the target male is nut tapped inadvertantly by one or more of the combatants leading to the escalation of the target male joining in said fray after picking himself up off the floor.and making it a war of nut tappage.

buzz walked into the bar just in time to enjoy the effects of webster's law of nut tappage.

by origen September 20, 2008