cracked a fat 

To gain an erection

I seen her panties as she bent over and I cracked a fat right there and then.

cracked a fat by bl4cK October 20, 2008

Big Fat Juicy Ass

when ur in a bus and its really packed and your walking through the aisle and ur backpack and butt is hitting everyone thats sitting down and u say

(walking in bus aisle and butt smacks someone)

Henry: Big Fat Juicy Ass coming trough, look out!

Big Fat Juicy Ass by yonkersdick October 13, 2011

You're fat 

A phrase jealous fat people or slutty skinny people say to normal people.

Often used by air-heads who think they're perfect

Miley Cyrus: "Dude, omg, you're fat!"

Normal Person: "I wouldn't be talking"

You're fat by 112358132135 November 3, 2010

madame fat fuck

fat french teacher who hates bananas yet is willing to lick nutella off of the guch of one of her 8th grade students. enjoys arizona speed bumps yet when the car hits her, she sends it off of a cliff, then jacks off her shemale cock over the cliff and hits her former blind lover

Mrs. Mininger (fat ass) from McCord Jr. High in Sylvania, Ohio, known by her students as madame fat fuck

madame fat fuck by Chris Spinks May 27, 2008

holy fat 

An exclamation said when someone eats too much, implying that they are going to become fat.

I just ate 7 cheeseburgers, holy fat!

holy fat by xasdfx September 1, 2003

big fat dyke 

one who is cosmically larger than a real live sister of Safros lesbian, cunt lapper,queer,one who is stuck with the finger,fibraqueen

That big fat dyke was out of this world

big fat dyke by puxatoniphil May 28, 2008

After-fat 

when a mega-lardassleaves a seat, it's the smell, sweat and residual fat energy left behind.

Guy 1: im think some fatty fat fat has been sitting in this chair, it's wet, smells and i have a craving for lard.

Guy 2: yeah the guy weighed like 30 stone. that's his after-fat.

After-fat by g4000 February 24, 2009