Straight Face

A type of face usually made by online video chatters. This face suggest that masturbation is being had somewhere where you can not see. The suggestion is strong however, and with most people, you know they're really just whacking it down there.

*Video chatting on 4Chan*
*Silent face after silent face*
"God damn... These guys and girls are just their practicing straight faces"

by mrstraightface June 20, 2011

face boobs

Boobs, usually small perky ones, on a womans face...Yes they're real....if you thought they were fake you are in for the most amazing feeling in your life when u find out they exist...i've seen em...glorious glorious face boobs...

that chick has face boobies
i like to kiss face boobs
i like to use my schlong to slap face boobs

by cnap39428 November 5, 2011

face value

The value someting gains by being put up on or displayed on facebook. thus making it that much more "real". This can be varified by checking facebook or by a spot of facebooking. When checking the face value of something a person cannot be said to be a facebook stalker.
Also a person who makes a comment which has no face value may be humiliated, insulted and called a total loser very publically.

person 1: 'wow so Tom just told me he and Kate are dating now!"
person 2: 'Na i just checked their facebook pages and they both listed them as single, so clearly that statement has no face value"
Person 1: 'good bit of facebooking Tom is clearly such a loser

by Izzy Valentino November 16, 2009

faggo-face

a bajan.

"you sir are a faggo-face!"
"you sir are a bajan!"

by INH February 4, 2003

face check

to hit someone in the face with an object such as a hocky stick or racket

*during hockey game*
guy on ice: *slams guy on ice 2 in face with stick*
guy 1: "dude he just got face checked"
guy 2: "major face check, sweeeeeet"

by shady demonik 666 January 14, 2010

murder face

1. a snotty, little twit that is afraid of a little hard work and fails to pay attention in class

2. a horribly inept and undisciplined student of martial arts

3. a martial arts student that quits when more is expected of them

A murder face will never be able to fight and will never achieve greatness because all they know is how to quit.

by rositasrq March 17, 2009

your face

Used in an argument when it is required to bring it to the most low level of childishness

person 1: "yer Face!"
person 2: "yer Ded!"

by MattyGee September 14, 2004