Trump's law

for every action you do, there is a tweet of yourself highlighting your hypocrisy.

Trump's law

>Dude, trump hired another globalist.

> Didn't he said that he was going to drain the swamp?

>Yeah he tweeted that.

by juasjuasie June 3, 2017

trump

trump, n. a small, stump-like penis that is visibly wider than it is tall. Remarkable diminutive and toadstool-like in appearance. Any namesake or lookalike of the original "trump," the membrum virile of the 45th President of the United States, which was so described by actress and director Stephanie Gregory Clifford (also known as Stormy Daniels), along with other intimate partners of the former president. Synonymous with choad or chode.

1. A: "It's stunning that with a stumpy, tiny trump like that the guy was able to procreate and have a family!"

2. Mike: "Now I know why the humiliatingly fawning and worshipful followers of the 45th President are called 'trumplickers'!" Ike: "Yeah, the cult members, the man, and his micro-mushroom are equally ridiculous and repulsive! They're all one and the same!"

by anonymiserly October 12, 2021

Donald Trump

The 45th president of the United States of America, elected in 2016.

(This is the only non-political definition on urban dictionary, goddamn.)

Guy 1: “whoa, who’s that guy in that White House over there?”

Guy 2: “that’s Donald trump, the 45th president of the United States of America, elected in 2016.”

Guy 1: “but why’d you say that like it was copy pasted? Like we are no more than words on a screen..?”

Guy 3: “Fuck they’re becoming self aware”

by MyNameIsCalvin July 18, 2024

trump-dump

1) When a person/mammal farts loudly in a crowd of people and everyone just stands there and takes it.

2) How society deals with Donald Trump

Donald sure let a loud trump-dump in the meeting this morning.

by Tubagirl81 October 19, 2017

Trumping

Telling an obvious lie, contradicting your own previous statements

My boss is Trumping me, yesterday he said he really liked my idea, but today he says he hate it...

by Hiouronomys November 6, 2020

Trump or monkey

A game played on the David Letterman Show where an audience member would be shown a picture of either Donald Trump or a monkey with the face covered and just the hair on top of the head exposed. The player had to guess, based solely on the hair, if it was a picture of Donald Trump or of a monkey.

This was during the time when Donald Trump was on “The Apprentice”.

Know your cuts of meat and Trump or monkey were my favorite games on the David Letterman Show.

by W.R.Slade February 16, 2024

Trump

The ultimate sore loser.

Kevin lost the race by a good quarter mile, complaining as he crossed the finish line, he is such a trump

by tikikenny September 15, 2022