Rock run

The physical action of running to take a cold shower in the morning due to a wet dream.

1. Why were you up at 4 am?

I had a rock run dude…

2. The man-child had a rock run in the middle of the night because he fell asleep watching adult videos.

by Murphy2322 October 10, 2023

Rock docking

When you and your bro are docking with a hard rock in between.

Me and my bro were rock docking before the game.

by Dudesnacks June 12, 2020

rock eating balls at 3am in the morning

rock eating balls at 3am in the morning is my god dam son he owns the goddam racing car home depot cart

ben would fuck you if you are a rock eating balls at 3am in the morning

by armadnasdnashdhjashdkaklskl April 23, 2022

rock-pee

originated from jimmy's brain
The water that drips from the cave
ceiling that is most definitely not the
pee of a rock. Rocks can not pee, that
is impossible.

Hey look! There's rock-pee dripping from those rocks in a cave 5km (3.1mi) deep!

by rockpeeholder August 17, 2024

Rock on, zay🤘🏽

A sign of happyness and sickness. "Totally rad" and cool hand gesture used by the mexican c*rtel.

He hit me with the Rock on, zay🤘🏽 after fucking my a
*ssh*le

by Goglepnasyu August 17, 2024

rock consciousness

A being (usually a human being) that has the amazing capability to consistently fail to understand any abstract concept, social cue, literary element, or hint within conversation. They seem to be so stupid that it prompts one to ask, “How did this person manage to get this far in life?”
Despite this, they carry on like anyone else would.

This customer had a rock consciousness. They complained that the food they were given didn’t look exactly like the picture on the menu.

by aevigata July 15, 2019

Rock out with your spock out

Rock out with your Spock out

Phrase used in response to one who is or who is about to get very nerdy, scientific, or boring.

Guy 1: Hey Todd, I'm on my way to a session of D&D. This week we're LARPing and raiding the storehouse of the orcs to find the mithril armor they stole from the elves.

Guy 2: (sarcastically) Oh boy, sounds like a blast. Rock out with your Spock out.

by Still VAKEPOR October 22, 2020