party pies

From the outside, they look like regular pasty filled with meat. On the inside, they are hotter than the sun. Party pies give 5th degree burns.

Nina: hey, want some party pies?
Owen: no.
Nina: why not?
Owen: I’d rather not burn my mouth with food capable of giving third degree burns.

by dolebludgersgetout November 7, 2019

Carolina tea party

Is when one girl lays on her back and 20 guys form a line and take turns dropping their balls in her mouth

Hey susie, would you like to come over for a Carolina tea party?

by Riot strike November 13, 2019

Zur Party

Zur Party

A: Zur Party?

B: Zur Party!

by Mayke00 November 15, 2019

Party

When two or more people gather on the disco dance floor to get their boogy on.

Hope: you bring the whip cream I got the pumpkin cheesecake

Caitlin: aight bet, it’s a party

by defnotcaitlin November 19, 2019

Abstract Writing Party

An informally constituted social gathering for over-educated individuals academically channeling their 'party-animal' impulse through composition of a précis of their formal scientific endeavors.

We're having an abstract writing party tomorrow night at xyz's house.

by Veisalgia November 21, 2019

House Party

A song by Anja Kotar that turns the traditional meaning of House Party upside down. In her case, having a house party is when you're home alone and living it up. You chill on the couch in your robe, order some takeout, and binge TV.

"I'm having a house party / Not staying up till morning / Sleep then I'll watch a movie".

"I'm having a house party / And no one else can join me / Just gonna keep it low key".

by bigfocaccia November 25, 2019

Scottish tea party

A Scottish tea party is the act of placing the cold foot of one's wife betwixt the inner upper thigh of the husband and his sensitive and wholesome members to further the warming of the wife's foot. No other such foot shall ever be allowed for a given husband, once the Scottish Tea Party has been embarked upon, barring infidelity, will forever own completely both feet of said lady or whench, whatever she be. The lady will then be privileged to enjoy the company of a loving arrogant jackass who almost got in a fight at the Corvallis KOA over questions of honor with some rednecks.

One time I had to Scottish Tea Party my brother. We did not talk much after that.

by Dr. G. March 25, 2019