swing your fucking nuts

(1) v. To take charge and/or control of a situation.

(2) v. To 'Get your dick wet' by some girl you just saw or met.
(1) "Look, you're an elevator guy, swing your fucking nuts!"

(2) "Look, you're an elevator guy, swing your fucking nuts!"
by Scruggy Gingerbeard September 12, 2019
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I will eat your nut

Its when a woman eats a nut
Wamen: hey! let me eat your nut~ I will eat your nut...
by Your guide that does not exist September 08, 2021
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Mikey's Nut Fuck Sundae

The act of a woman laying on her back/shoulders against a bed with her pussy pointing to the ceiling, legs back towards her then the guy grabbing his nuts and inserting them into her pussy.
Depending on the bed and the lady, this may require her to lay on a low stool to ensure her pussy is at the right height
the stool can be used by the guy to hover over her pussy and lower himself.
It's the nicest feeling, (have to be hairless to appreciate it.)
After fisting my subslut, I gave her Mikey's Nut Fuck Sundae, the right nut was slightly painful, but the left nut, slipped in and popped out with ease.
by phred512 November 14, 2017
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The famous phrase that Vince, or the Sham-wow guy says during his infomercial for the Slap chop.
Watch this, you're going to love my nuts.
by Dj Djuric July 24, 2009
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webster's law of nut tappage

webster's law says that anytime a half drunk human male walks into a nut check battle between two or more males it will be at the exact worst moment in said battle where the target male is nut tapped inadvertantly by one or more of the combatants leading to the escalation of the target male joining in said fray after picking himself up off the floor.and making it a war of nut tappage.
buzz walked into the bar just in time to enjoy the effects of webster's law of nut tappage.
by origen September 15, 2006
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Nut up and shut up

Neither walking your talk or being silent. Just simply being able to walk your talk but choosing not to talk about it
Grandma was listening to young guapa talk about how he made 7 figures in 1 year, Grandpa said “NUT UP AND SHUT UP, NIGGA no one gives a dayum about that shit mothafucka”. Young Guapa proceeded to ask why and grandma continued with “Because we got trillions from our investment account but you don’t hear us talking about it because we stay humble my g, stay bussin and silent my nigga”.
by GiganticButtfest October 15, 2021
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