Wants a "goth" gf
Has a short back and sides or icecream hair
Harasses people on the streets especially actual alt people or the elderly
Is a member of the polyester patrol
Carries a some form of knife because they can't fight
Acts in a very metrosexual way around "the boys" but is violently homophobic
Thinks they grew up in a warzone but rather just in a dilapidated UK town
Is very predatory around women and exploits mentally ill women
Manipulates their gf into being just as awful as they are
Says the word "Blud" or "Leng" more than once a month
Watched one episode of Top Boy
If you fill this check list sort your life out mate.
Has a short back and sides or icecream hair
Harasses people on the streets especially actual alt people or the elderly
Is a member of the polyester patrol
Carries a some form of knife because they can't fight
Acts in a very metrosexual way around "the boys" but is violently homophobic
Thinks they grew up in a warzone but rather just in a dilapidated UK town
Is very predatory around women and exploits mentally ill women
Manipulates their gf into being just as awful as they are
Says the word "Blud" or "Leng" more than once a month
Watched one episode of Top Boy
If you fill this check list sort your life out mate.
Isabel: "I think somethings wrong with my drink"
Basic white guy (UK): "No there isn't, it's supposed to fizz like that"
Basic white guy (UK): "No there isn't, it's supposed to fizz like that"
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Get the Basic white guy (UK) mug.A person that you can trust. A person that doesn't make you feel that you're alone at anytime. You can never run out of things to talk about because he always wants to hear you. You can text all day and night and he will never get bored of you (except when you start acting like a crazy bitch, he'll laugh then it'll get old after you do it multiple times.) He has great taste in music. You both have so much in common but at the same you guys are very different and that's what makes you guys's friendship the best. He supports you even if you want to make rules for the friendship or Make a silly little playlist so that you can listen to it when you guys want to remember each other. He most likely will be a really cool drummer and you'd be an also really cool clarinetist. You guys will most likely become besties in like 2 hours because you guys have a bond even though you guys have never seen each other. When you first see him it'll probably be the best coincidence ever, and you'll realize that he's even sweeter in person. When he's tired he'll look at your messages then sleep to make you feel like he cares about what you want to say, he'll lose sleep to talk to you. He's going to make you feel like that you're appreciated and accepted. He's going to Stan you and make you feel like you're the most important person to him. In conclusion get a guy best friend he'll make you feel alive, but if you got 100 guy friends mine's always gonna be the best.
Girl bestie: guy bestie ur the best guy best friend I could ever ask for. :)
Guy bestie: OMG THANK YOU!!!!
Guy bestie: OMG THANK YOU!!!!
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Get the Big Guy Army mug.Guys that go "poof" out of nowhere. You meet them and they are amazing or so you think, and you really hit it off. They text you and maybe even call you. Then they just disappear off the face of the planet. Never to talk to you or see you again. No explanation. They are either douchebags, or they didn't get what they wanted, or they used you and are onto the next unsuspecting girl.
That guy never called me back! Everything was going great, then he was gone! he's one of those "poof guys."
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Not to be confused with a 'Micro Manager' or 'Cleaner'
Not to be confused with a 'Micro Manager' or 'Cleaner'
'One look at the communal workbench was enough to see that Jay was definitely the Vacuum Guy of this operation.'
'Even though she was paying all of the bills, Alyssa knew how to get her hands dirty, she was an old skool Vacuum Guy for sure.'
'Even though she was paying all of the bills, Alyssa knew how to get her hands dirty, she was an old skool Vacuum Guy for sure.'
by timeforacatnap April 1, 2024
Get the Vacuum Guy mug.(Noun) A person, usually of the male persuasion, that, in most cases, works the salad station in any given restaurant, but while doing so, still lives with his parents or another close family member(s). In his position, he does his best to befriend his co-workers/associates before inevitably snaking in and sleeping with their girlfriends.
A Salad Guy may have the following qualities: age 27+, no car, estranged children with multiple women, a current or former drug habit, unreliable for work and/or social commitments, history of infidelity, and finally, portrays all the typical qualities of an all around douche bag.
A Salad Guy may have the following qualities: age 27+, no car, estranged children with multiple women, a current or former drug habit, unreliable for work and/or social commitments, history of infidelity, and finally, portrays all the typical qualities of an all around douche bag.
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