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Trumps and Kirkos

She said the corniest thing ever but I knew she was giving Trumps and Kirkos so I laughed anyway.
by oWe.9o November 17, 2025
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Give me trump

Like blowing Bubba but receiving

Getting a blow job
Me otp trynna convince shawty to give me trump
by Momoloulupoop November 18, 2025
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Donald Trump

Literally Hitler’s Daughter (for comedic effect i am implying he is transgender because he is a fucking insane transphobe who would hate that) he is racist, sexist, transphobic, homophobic, and really ugly, he looks like if a carrot with an STD had sex with a fat frog with hair loss
Jim: Hey did you hear about Donald Trump

Bob: Oh yeah he’s a fucking moron
by The Eye of the Disconnect November 19, 2025
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Trump nuts

A pair of any orange sphere pressed together below the waist
(Pulls out 2 orange golf balls) hey bro look at my trump nuts
by Bbg_central November 22, 2025
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Donald J. Trump

1. (noun) a famous rich guy who sucked off my reformed orthodox rabbi and had an intimate relationship with the island guy who totally killed himself in prison ;)
hes also the president of the united states and wants to fuck over the immigrants like how big beautiful bill fucked him

2. (verb) to thrust someones penis into your or another persons mouth after paying them a fuck ton of money and wearing a clown nose while doing so

FDT
1:
Guy 1: I hate Donald J. Trump, he's a fascist dictator and he sucks!
Guy 2: He literally 'sucks' lmfao

2:
Girl: Well, I'd better get back to my mansion. I really enjoyed Donald J. Trumping you tonight, Mister.
Guy: Happy to earn some cash, but you'd better take off that clown nose so your chauffeur doesn't honk it!
by anonym_1924940 November 24, 2025
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