Rock Eater

To be a rock eater, you need 3 things:

1. A Subaru car (SUV, Preferably)

2. Friends with benefits partner
3. American Eagle Wardrobe

Ian: Yo Jack how them rocks tastin'?
Jack: Amazing, Igneous rocks just went in season. You know I'm a serious Rock Eater.
Ian: Make sure you drop me some off.
Jack: Will do, I have to keep them away from my ugly dog anyways.
Alban: Leave brothaaaa

by Subterra July 9, 2021

rock

also known as a boner but really fucking hard

Jerry: Tom are you ok

Tom: yea there just a rock between my legs

by woodboi August 13, 2018

Spit heat rocks

A phrase made popular by the EDM artist: Bassnectar.

To spit heat rocks means to rap lyrics really well.

The term was derived well before the saying of “spitting bars” and after “spitting fire”.

“He spit heat rocks on the track.”

by DannyDay95 December 1, 2023

rock bottom

a bottom who is a dominant with their words

Jerry, you're such a rock bottom.

by RozeStormz2953 July 28, 2023

Plymouth Rock Day

Plymouth Rock Day is the 2nd Monday in February when all females are required to give blowjobs before 2pm or be punched in the face. Originates from a whore named Plymouth who loved to give blowjobs, often being rewarded with phrases like "Wow Plymouth, you rock!"

Can't wait for Plymouth Rock Day. Hope I don't get that snaggle toothed bitch again

by robertisafaggot February 9, 2015

Night Rock

Slang for Crack-Cocaine. Name stems from scrappers who would spend their day gathering scrap metals to sell to local buyers, so they could pay for a nights worth of Crack rock.

Uncle Rayray spent all day scrappin', so he could get some night rock.

by Hardmeat McLargehuge April 27, 2014

Lies Rock

Basically the Hitler of high school but in a female overweight body. She claims to care about children and can't stop bragging about her having achieved a certificate for being a teacher as well as for human studies, which really is just a different way to say: "Fuck you I'm officially a psychiatrist."

OH and did I mention she sexually harasses her students?

"I can't believe Lies Rock is constantly insulting us, she would be a terrible psychiatrist."
-"But she actually is a psychiatrist."

" I'm joining ISIS."

by Dr. Poopybutthole June 20, 2017