yuletide trauma syndrome

The accumlation of stress and anxiety before/during/after Xmas.

"Around this time, me and my family suffer Yuletide Trauma Syndrome all too regularly."

by Izzyexile December 18, 2014

Horny Fall Syndrome

This is when high schoolers gain an insane amount of hormones and attraction to the opposite gender in the early months of the school year. This is most likely due to the lack of them during their summer recess.

Damn, my friend has horny fall syndrome, he can't stop going after girls.

by AnthonyTree September 9, 2018

toaster oven syndrome

A multipurpose item that fails to perform either function correctly.

I have a boat the suffers from toaster oven syndrome. It's supposed to be a sailboat and a powerboat yet doesn't sail or motor well. I hate using it.

by sailski March 3, 2010

baby dick syndrome

It's when you are being a wussy about something or a cry baby. Also it simply means you have a baby dick.

Dakota was complaining about pain in his groin area so nasboss told him that he's being a baby dick and that he could also be suffering front baby dick syndrome!

by nasboss August 27, 2014

Long Cock Syndrome

People with Long Cock Syndrome usually suffer from a giant cock and have higher rizz than people who don't. Long Cock Syndrome is mainly found in black males but is insanely rare in Asians.

Have you heard Tyrone has long cock syndrome?

by Candis November 15, 2022

Send Photo Syndrome

When the party last night was so wild, you feel the need to ask everyone for photos of it

Angus: Did you hear Matt has send photo syndrome?
Jacob: yeah Tegan’s party was so wild he didn’t remember anything!

by Lord Lawson July 25, 2018

Fatty Taint Syndrome

Fatty Taint Syndrome, or FTS, is an age related condition which causes the taint to become chaffed and irritated due to physical exertion. FTS shouldn’t be confused with Drooping Balls Syndrome, or DPS, which is caused from the gravitational effect on the scrotum and testicles of aging men, and results in painful episodes of sitting on one’s own balls.

My friend volunteered to referee some basketball games for the Special Olympics and had to be assisted to his car due to extreme pain in his taint. Upon close examination by his Fantasy Football team doctor from the League of Idiots, he was quickly diagnosed with Fatty Taint Syndrome. It sucks getting old with a fatty taint.

by DC Da Monkey March 3, 2019