Wet Rock

An excuse used when a friend pressures you to date someone but you aren’t sure if you like them/can’t trust that friend/ or aren’t interested in them and need a generic excuse.

“Listen man, I think she’s comparable to a wet rock. Stop telling me to ask her out.”

by SBIV February 10, 2022

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Health, wealth, and rock and roll

Is a way of life, living in prosperity. A saying that encapsulates all of human contact and the world we live in. In a sense it's all you need in life. And we can't forget Livermush.The place of origin is a man by the name of Nathan. No one truly knows who this man really is.

Health, wealth, and rock and roll

by Closetosecondbest February 29, 2024

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meat rocking

When a fellow human is overly obsessing over or assessing another human.

John: Man, did you see Craig last night!? He had almost 30 points in the game!

Brian: Stop meat rocking him!

by ebonix101 January 08, 2014

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banana on the rocks

The act of splitting the breasts of a female with the male penis. Does not necessarily include thrusting, i.e. it is an erect but motionless penis with emphasis on the separation of the boobs, thereby accentuating the features of the female anatomy.

Usually a move to enable the recipient to kiss and nibble on the tip of the dick.

What did they get up to last night?

They got their kit off but was too pissed and he passed out before he got past banana on the rocks.

by Sweet Chunga November 22, 2017

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