spooky poop

when you take a poop in the foreboding and mysterious dark.

the lights were off in the bathroom so i took a spooky poop. it was totally dark, mysterious, and foreboding in there man.

by gagi221 August 8, 2024

Poop

So poop is the solid or liquid material that comes out of your anus when you’re sitting on the toilet if you hold it in, you could get bladder problems

Dave, hey bob, i have to go poop. Bob, ok, go before you get bladder problems

by anonymous August 13, 2024

Poop Jerk

When Brandon is efficient and jerks it while he poops allowing himself to clear both cannons simultaneously

Yo Brandon we gotta leave in 10 minutes! Don't worry bro, I'll poop jerk so we can leave faster!

by Droyd April 5, 2025

Poop Pee Barf Beef

A Kind of Beef that makes you poop, pee, and barf, all at the same time.

Oh no! the dog ate some Poop Pee Barf Beef and he is barfing, pooping, and peeing!!!!!!!!!

by 867530NIIIIIIIEEIIIINNNEE April 9, 2025

Poop Point

Poop Point
verb, noun

1. The plot point in a TV show, movie, or series that you udderly miss because nature called and you had to go "number 2". Usually results in confusion when you return and everyone else is suddenly crying, fighting, or dead.

Example:
“Wait—why is the dragon her brother now?!”
“Dude, you left at the poop point.”

Poo Point
Noun

The pivotal moment in a TV show, movie, or series that you miss because you had to poop.

Often leads to confusion, frantic rewinding, or asking everyone, “Wait, what just happened?!”

"Wait—why is the dragon her brother now?!”
“Dude, you left at the poop point.”

“I missed the big reveal during Succession because I hit my poop point.”

by RyTheMediaGuy April 14, 2025

Victorian poop pipe

The act of lying on one's stomach and imserting a pipe or hose up one's anus whilst haveing a partner straddle one's back, huffing any rectal gassees that might be expelled. If done correctly, there is no act of flatulence, rather the stink fumes waft out at a steady, gradual pace for the huffer to enjoy at their leisure. In some cases, excrement itself can suddenly launch out of the tube, covering the huffer and adjacent surfaces in a shower of stank. This is particularly a common occurrence if the person in question partakes of a diet high in fats and low in fiber. If such an incident occurs, it is customary for the huffer to exclaim 'by jove, we have struck oil, old chap!' Failure to do so is considered both bad form and bad luck.

Sandra gave me a Victorian poop pipe last night, it was a cracking good time, lads!

by Carnie_Asada April 18, 2025

Poop-Pee-Barf-Beef

it's a kind of beef that makes you Poop, Pee, and Barf, all at the same time. Like "Shit Barf"

Oh No! I ate some "Poop-Pee-Barf-Beef" And i have to-- *BARFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF FARTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS* OH SHIT *BARFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF FARTTTTTTTTTTTTTT PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS*

by 867530NIIIIIIIEEIIIINNNEE April 18, 2025