ur mom

ur mom is a very funny ass joke. u can use it when someone asks a question. ur mom>>>

someone: who created the eiffel tower?

you: UR MOM!!!

by DNDJDJWJWOZDK February 21, 2022

ur mom

someone I had sex with last nigh

dave: where were you last night
me: I was with ur mom *wink wink nudge nudge*

by urmomisaslutforme September 29, 2021

mom cheese

a slang term from the late-20th century which is synonymous with mother.

Mom cheese is going to be mad that I didn't come home before curfew.

by livefreediedirty February 22, 2021

mom

mom is person who always makes you happy and the one who will be always proud of you and stays by your side

mom is the best thing ever

by anonymous August 18, 2021

your mom

The best woman in bed, and I know cause I was in that bed with her.

Your mom was great last night.

by culurful October 16, 2021

ur mom

A very funny comeback to stupid or smart people who don't understand it.

Person A: I had canes last night
Person B: I Had ur mom last night

by thebombonurmom.com February 26, 2019

sounds like an american mom

typically referring to milf, u probably sound hot, like HOT. people would just literally cream listening to your voice

"bro, she sounds like an american mom!"

"bet she's smoking hot"

by doodleboi May 8, 2022