John Cena

You can’t see him.

John Cena is over there!

by NotAGhettophile May 29, 2024

john borush

In the act of taking a bowel movement, also known as very very terrible

I just John borush'd my pants. God you smell like dirty John borush

by Factman007 July 26, 2017

LiL John John

The name of a king. If you find someone named LiL John John you have to get to know this person. You will never meet anyone like LiL John John.

HOLY SHIT IS THAT LIL JOHN JOHN. OMG, IT IS I NEED TO MAKE HIM/HER MY FRIEND.

by Dooki man November 1, 2022

John

A man who solicits prostitutes.

"I saw one of the working girls leave with her regular John."

by darkskyparadise888 April 28, 2023

great john

The best nyc producer usually cooking beats up for Sheff g

“Great John on the beat by the way”

by Jacob Witherspoon April 16, 2021

John Thumb

Defined as the act of releasing one’s bowels in a manner where the shape of said excrement perfectly fits into the bottom of said toilet, plugging up the hole well enough to prevent successful flushing. Similar to the tale of the boy holding back a leaking wall with his thumb, this unintentionally shaped turd plug seats itself tight enough to hamper draining of thy marble throne.

Once I was finally able to push out that brown submarine from my ass, the dam turdpedo clogged my toilet so bad that my plumber said he doesn’t respond to JOHN THUMB service calls.

by Apologetic Shiek December 16, 2023

John

A spasticated rat.

I see a John over there.

by TheKing19981998 October 19, 2020