by KayaKonsumer March 4, 2009
Get the head funk mug.The act of strategically placing Lego pieces on the floor in hopes of your partner accidentally stepping on one, and when they cry out in pain, slipping your penis in for a surprise blowjob.
Bro 1: Last night I got some amazing Lego head!
Bro 2: What do you mean?
Bro 1: After a nice romantic dinner, my girl was coming upstairs to get freaky, so I left some extra pieces from the Lego Nostromo ship I built on the floor, and when she stepped on one I jumped off the bed and shoved my dick down her throat like a Facehugger in Alien.
Bro 2: What do you mean?
Bro 1: After a nice romantic dinner, my girl was coming upstairs to get freaky, so I left some extra pieces from the Lego Nostromo ship I built on the floor, and when she stepped on one I jumped off the bed and shoved my dick down her throat like a Facehugger in Alien.
by JarrodTheLubeBoy April 18, 2022
Get the Lego Head mug.When I was a student, my housemates who were identical twins used to call each other "dick head" in between smoking joints/drinking beer.
I decided to make things far more civilized by appointing one "dish head" and another "pan face".
Seems fair.
Then in Uncharted 3, you had to beat armored enemies who I would call either "pan faces" or " dish heads".
Such symmetry.
I decided to make things far more civilized by appointing one "dish head" and another "pan face".
Seems fair.
Then in Uncharted 3, you had to beat armored enemies who I would call either "pan faces" or " dish heads".
Such symmetry.
by Mindless FuckNut September 21, 2016
Get the Dish Head mug.by Kaepeluck August 18, 2016
Get the Head hole mug.somebody, usually a male with a smooth, spherical head.He has no hair atall, usually sporting a sound shine.
" No way lad, get on dat bongo head over der, he has got a proppa sound shine im asnt he lad letz go an play is ED "
by jonboybongo January 14, 2009
Get the bongo head mug.The next evolution of calling someone the most annoying, will never shut up, and eats all your food somehow.
Ben: *Playing some Minecraft, but then dies from another player.* "MMMMMMMMmmmmmm......STUPID PLAYER NAMED xXx_420BlazeIt360_xXx, YOUR AN ANNOYING, WILL NEVER SHUT UP, AND EATS NOTHING BUT BREAD HUMAN!"
Player named xXx_420BlazeIt360_xXx: "Alright, first it's pronounced "you're", and what you just said is so 2016. In 2017 it's "crow head", and you're the crow head. (Insert Lenny Here)
Player named xXx_420BlazeIt360_xXx: "Alright, first it's pronounced "you're", and what you just said is so 2016. In 2017 it's "crow head", and you're the crow head. (Insert Lenny Here)
by FabelhaftWizard June 4, 2017
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