catted

catted means to be fucked up. it can be fucked up on drugs or that something is fucked up (looking, sounding)

i smoked so much, i’m catted.

her outfit is so bad, she looks catted.
this guy can not sing, his voice is catted

by definecatted January 13, 2021

I cat tall the dark 16

a common example of a bad internet alias

hey guys did you hear about I cat tall the dark 16

by 10 big hot men having sex January 16, 2021

Cat tamer

1: someone in tune with cats
2:me

I have no clue how cat tamer would be used.

by Tamer of cats January 16, 2021

Invisible cat

a cat that is invisible

Katie has an invisible cat

by K Marie B January 17, 2021

Cat dorito

Cat turds in a litter box that are covered in cat litter. These make tasty treats for dogs.

Jeff: Hey man, what's your dog eating, looks nasty.

Me: Aww man, she got another cat dorito.

John: WTF is a cat dorito?
Me: It's a cat turd she took out if the litter box, she loves that shit.

by MynameJeff81 January 19, 2021

cat

mine

Oh look, there's a cat. I want to take off its ears and fry them up till they're crispy. Then I'll eat them

by holyfuckthenamtiddieskilledme January 19, 2021

Cat

Something that sits in front of the computer screen while you are trying to work.

The cat jumped onto the table in front of the computer screen.

by Artsy Koala January 20, 2021