race horse penis man

When i was watching porn i saw this black dude with like a 4 foot dick and it wasn't even hard. this girl tried to suck it and she could only fit the head in her mouth. I call him race horse penis man

girl-I tried to fuck him but only the head fit. that's why he is race horse penis man

by Juliah Harold January 5, 2008

Creme de la Penis

A fancy and French variation of the word “semen”

Yo dude! That sauce looks like Creme de la Penis

by SkeetSkeetQuail May 2, 2019

Peter peter penis eater

Peter fullarton. A male specimen of our species who cooks, cleans, sings, acts, and is in the army. Plain and simply he is a little on the bent side....so me and Mic think ;o)

Bethany- ha ha look its pete
Mic- no no....correction its peter peter penis eater



may also be called; peter fullashit, peter peter pedaphile, kiddy fiddler (also may be confused with micheal smedely)

by Bethany August 6, 2004

Penis relationship haver wither

An insult suggesting that the receiver has relationships with penises in a sexual manner.

John: Ted you penis relationship haver wither!
Ted: And what? Do you mean by that
John: I mean that you have relationships with penises and you are therefore, a gay.
Ted: Oh...

by Slow_Hands January 19, 2005

ass ramming penis pumper

1) One who would forcefully insert his penis into another person's body while masturbating.

2) a very funny insult.

3) very gay.

"Dude, that guy was an ass ramming penis pumper."

by mike seguin May 21, 2006

crap filled penis wrinkle

a gay man himself; or an obviously unclean wrinkle on a man's penis, most likely that of a gay man.

Look at that gay dude touching himself..so gross..he's a crap filled penis wrinkle.

by Pickles1 September 24, 2009

Your Moms Penis

1 Your moms penis is a sexy kinky litle term for sex and fun
2 A ,,insolt,, but its more of a joke or someting you will find on 4chan by internet weebs
3 Its a great joke/prank if people dont expect it
4 Good combos with dezz nuts or your mama jokes.

1 You :Hey I fould this hot girl the oter day
Afro american : Really?Whats her name?
You:Your mothers penis
2Ilian:Do you want a CD?
Cris:Yea why not?
Ilian:See dezz nuts,on top of your moms penis.

by MLGPRO360NOSOPEUMOMNUBNXYZSWEG March 15, 2017