off one's trump

Unhinged; temperamentally unsuited for one's position.

The White House staff is off one's trump; they cannot give a consistent explanation for the incriminating Russian collusion stories.

by smjgJsbjgsm August 8, 2018

one-two punch

A simple alcoholic cocktail made from roughly 50:50 proportions of carbonated soft drink and cheap cask wine (otherwise known as goon). Typically this is done to mitigate the taste of the wine.

Goes down easy and makes you queasy. Except for fruity lexia, which makes you sexier.

Christ, this goon's rough. Bloody get some of that Sprite or whatever shit the kids are drinking and lets mix up some one-two punch.

by Anis Payne May 22, 2018

old orange one

If you consume cheetos and do not wash your hands before you masturbate, you will be left with an old orange one.

I got wasted last night and pulled an old orange one.

by cheetosmakethingsorange April 9, 2009

Pulled a quick one

when someone tries to kiss you or make a move on you in an instant.

"When I was hugging him goodbye, he pulled a quick one on me."

by rt_kris June 16, 2016

burn one thirty

similar to beer o'clock except early morning and created to combine the high of cannabis and sleep deprivation to create a stronger trip.

its burn one thirty dude lets light that shit up

by 5h0p September 1, 2010

rest one's eyes

A term used meaning to sleep, most commonly a nap.

"you going to sleep man?"
"Yes, one must rest one's eyes."

by pineappleexpress October 9, 2016

Beast with one back

Mastrubation either female or male

She watched her favorite porn and created the beast with one back.

by Sparticus Hibernia Norticus December 3, 2020