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Monkey Sex 

When some small brain gamer plays like shit in a video game
Kirbs you're really out here playing like monkey sex.
Monkey Sex by Jayke903 October 5, 2019

Monkey Nigger 

A racial slur to describe a black person
Monkey Nigger by Ooshwon12 May 21, 2023

infinite_monkey 

Semen mixed with traces of blood and feces resulting from massive trauma to the prostate gland.
<Craiggers> DrVoke bofo'd my baphomet so hard that I infinite_monkeyd in idali's mouth. She'll never kultur me again. :(
infinite_monkey by kalista September 4, 2003

cab monkey 

That guy who flags down a cab with no intentions of using it, whilst another less fortunate person flags down the same cab without a chance of aquiring the cab.
joe- Look at that rich cab monkey.

frank- yea what a dick.
cab monkey by 1234658971346 November 27, 2007

Bear Monkey 

This describes a person with ice blue eyes that is short and skinny, but manages to eats like a fat person. It was so rare that that it was named after an animal will will probably never see.
DAMN! did you see that bear monkey at IHOP hes was so short, i never though he would be able to eat that giant stack of chocolate chip pancakes but he scarfed them down like nothing!
Bear Monkey by Jordon Forlini July 31, 2009

Timber monkey 

Majestic northern Indiana native woodland bushy-tailed squirrel.
I got attacked by a timber monkey while eating a peanut butter sandwhich on a hike.
Timber monkey by Money Bum January 2, 2010