Pasty Swag King

When you are a pasty albino cunt with the face of a potato cross pug but still command the respect of the whole crew and any bypassing women. Most likely a god at footy who can bag 10 in 100 point loss.

What a fucking goal by Jack Riewoldt, he is the Pasty Swag King!!! Grab me a beer mate

by Fish daddy June 26, 2015

king of cheeki breeki

what a nerd

king of cheeki breeki is a nerd

by periodpp August 25, 2019

King Cuh Special

To stomp on someones head while they are knocked out

I knocked that dude tf out and hit him with the king cuh special

by Dom Corleo February 14, 2023

cookie king

Motherfucker that waddles like a penguin, doesn’t know how to style clothes and has eyes very close to each other. If he doesn’t like the walking dead then he isn’t a “cookie king”

Did you see that weirdo cookie king on TikTok?

Nah man

by MAG666 April 25, 2024

king richard the third

putting your dick in a toaster

i came down to the kitchen yesterday and saw him doing a big king richard the third

by foultreebread April 28, 2017

bella king

She is a dumbass also a milk man. We love bella king bc she’s gay. She likes country boys with trucks. She also likes boys with mullets 🤮

bella king likes cock

by hens in ok October 9, 2020

Tulsa "Slut" King: The Unisex Jester: The First Juvenile Release...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Tulsa "Slut" King: The Unisex Jester: The First Juvenile Release...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025