by Ollieverrr November 23, 2020
Get the Oklahoma Joemug. The originator of the mobile sex shop. Dildo Joe can be found roaming the streets of Manhattan wearing a black trench coat containing a moderate variety of sex toys. His private selection includes dildos, butt plugs, anal beads, vibrators, flesh lights and a few seasonal offerings (ex: President’s Day themed lingerie). He offers a fair price, along with the convenience of purchasing your favorite intimacy products when you need them most.
Aaron: Hey man, I really need to bust a nut and I’ve only got a 20 minute lunch break.
Michael: Go check out Dildo Joe, I just bought a few beads at the corner of Broadway and Canal.
Aaron: Thanks bro
Michael: Go check out Dildo Joe, I just bought a few beads at the corner of Broadway and Canal.
Aaron: Thanks bro
by Djoe1011 March 21, 2024
Get the Dildo Joemug. 
A little boy who plays fortnite and calls every single living thing the N-word. Loves hentai, but will try to deny it for odd reasons. Also worships xxxtentacion like a god because he can relate to him. Like every other kid.
Guy 1: Bruh my grandma died last night. I’m so sad.
Guy2: Get Rekt nerd *does the Take the L dance*
Guy: wow you’re such a Joe Jacob
Guy2: Get Rekt nerd *does the Take the L dance*
Guy: wow you’re such a Joe Jacob
by Adrian 666 January 3, 2019
Get the Joe Jacobmug. person 1: Hey how is Joe doing?
person 2: Wh- Oh haha i know that one, how's candice doing?
person 1: Who's candice aha
person 2: Candice dick fit in your mouth
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person 2: Wh- Oh haha i know that one, how's candice doing?
person 1: Who's candice aha
person 2: Candice dick fit in your mouth
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by kkinnttamma November 11, 2019
Get the Joemug. 