wasting your time on urban dictionary

What you are doing right now.

Imagine doing your homework instead of wasting your time on urban dictionary. Couldn't be me.

by July 26, 2021

greatest music critic of all time

Dr. David Thorpe, PHD, a NASA scientist.

See David Thorpe and www.somethingawful.com/yourbandsucks

by slakresistance September 18, 2004

the greatest rapper of all time

Playboi Carti. The greatest rapper of all time is Playboi Carti.

Gupta: did you her the new Carti leak?
Paul: Yeah man. He's the greatest rapper of all time.

by Nathan from Minnesota April 22, 2022

Time F * * k

When a virgin jerks off into a girls panties. In order for it to be a complete time fuck, the girl must have worn those panties minutes before leaving them on the floor. Also the dude has to be a virgin!

First guy: Dude I time fucked Gregoria!

Second guy: You're still a virgin.

First guy: :(

Second guy: Time F * * k is never ever legit, asshole!

by morky_goober April 04, 2009

adventure time porn

Adventure time porn

Dad: let's watch adventure time porn
Child: yes pls dadi

by Mum12345678910 July 24, 2017

If I had a dime for every time

the indicated event occurs very frequently

If I had a dime for every time I heard that cat growl, I could buy my own orchard.

by The Return of Light Joker January 20, 2008

I AINT GOT TIME FO THIS

When you're out with your friends havin a good time, and a sleazy guy walks by and asks for your number. The ultimate way to reject him is to use this line.

Sleazy dude walks by...
Sleazy dude: DANG GURL! U GOT SOME FINE ASS CURVES! WAS YO NUMBA? HOLLAAA
Girl: I AINT GOT TIME FO THIS!

by QUEEN MAE MAE July 17, 2009