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one stroke wonder

dennis is one stroke wonder king
by daddylongdeek January 6, 2019
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Curling one out

When one excretes into the toilet basin in a manner similar to the curling of a mr whippy
Where have you been?, sorry ive been a while i was curling one out.
by Uncle boozer July 2, 2018
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off one's trump

Unhinged; temperamentally unsuited for one's position.
The White House staff is off one's trump; they cannot give a consistent explanation for the incriminating Russian collusion stories.
by smjgJsbjgsm August 8, 2018
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one crunchy boy

One crunchy boy is a meme, and the ”One crunchy boy” is an Apple, because an apples peel is very crunchy.
WHO WOULD WIN? PLEB WITH 10+ EXPERIENCE AND £60,000 IN DEBT VS ONE CRUNCHY BOY
by DaBaconMan March 31, 2018
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one-two punch

A simple alcoholic cocktail made from roughly 50:50 proportions of carbonated soft drink and cheap cask wine (otherwise known as goon). Typically this is done to mitigate the taste of the wine.

Goes down easy and makes you queasy. Except for fruity lexia, which makes you sexier.
Christ, this goon's rough. Bloody get some of that Sprite or whatever shit the kids are drinking and lets mix up some one-two punch.
by Anis Payne May 22, 2018
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One stroke wonder

A big toothed crack head who can’t seem to keep himself out of harms way. Often has small nipples and a shit haircut
One stroke wonder blew a fat load after his pecker brushed against the table
by Archies pecker November 18, 2019
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One Night Stand

Not really committing to the relationship and is just in it for one very sexy night.
That girl was so hot. Too bad it was just a one night stand though.
by Sam Engine November 26, 2019
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