I heard Jason was calling your life Ross. Yeah he was so I said to him "Jason why are you calling my life by weighing every parcel individually you Chi c**t!!!"
by blondeboy69 January 25, 2017
Get the calling your lifemug. An old piece of technology that barely works, usually having to be plugged into a power source constantly to function in the case of portable devices due to a faulty battery. Can also be applied to actual dinosaurs on life support (or at least humans or animals).
"This laptop is like a dinosaur on life support. I need to get it replaced."
"She's a dinosaur on life support."
"There is a dinosaur on life support in my backyard, and it's eating my cat."
"She's a dinosaur on life support."
"There is a dinosaur on life support in my backyard, and it's eating my cat."
by AK Ramirez April 10, 2016
Get the Dinosaur on life supportmug. by asdfghjkl;)8cookies September 2, 2013
Get the Lifemug. Life : something we have because our parents got sexually active . Something we have to live until we die . Something we're all getting wrong . Life and society don't go well together . Society taught us that we aren't pretty and that we're "too fat" or "ugly" or "stupid" . Life , the very thing we all have . The very thing that ignorant people also have . They bully you physically and emotionally . Life , the time from birth to death . Life , something most people want to end because of bulling and hurting .
by 11-19 September 2, 2017
Get the Lifemug. The belief that every decision, emotion, or relationship is tangled in a web of invisible threads—and pulling one always yanks five others.
I tried to fix my schedule and ended up in a full-on string theory of life moment—now I’m rethinking my career and my coffee order.
by Briton Phillip October 18, 2025
Get the String Theory of Lifemug. Giving life to your walls and to your gardens. Adding a new look to your house and your life by converting a terrace into a terrace garden.
by nature helper November 24, 2021
Get the Life Wallmug. Life when you take something pure and innocent and break it. Turn it into something that hates. Life is when you take a child and turn it into an adult.
by Hope Maddiline November 28, 2016
Get the lifemug.