Chicken Jockey

This shit has ruined my life I genuinely want to jump into lava but since I'm 5% chicken I'll be called lava chicken please end my fucking life

I'm FUCKING sick of "Chicken jockey" all I hear when I walk outside is "when she chickens on my jockey" I genuinely want to LAVA bucket release all over myself to out me out of my misery please end me

by TheGoofiestGoober April 18, 2025

Chicken

Destiny

"Chicken is destiny"- Jason (Ace)

by Explosive Dino November 30, 2017

rotisserie chicken

A kind of food commonly sold in markets that sweats and spins around whilst on display

I love stopping by the market to grab a rotisserie chicken; it’s always so juicy and perfectly seasoned while spinning around!

by Emotional Cruiser November 13, 2025

Chicken Punch

if ur homie sets his chicken sandwich down after having taken a bite of said sandwich, you have the full right and are obligated to scream "CHICKEN PUNCH" and hit the chicken sandwich as hard as you possibly can. this game is opted into, dont do it if theyre not in the game. asshole.

you: "CHICKEN PUNCH"
*the sad remnants of a chicken sandwich*
homie: "kill yourself"

by IMGONNAFUCKINGKILLSOMEBODY November 10, 2025

lava chicken

a lava chicken is one of the biggest memes from the Minecraft Movie. It's basically a Minecraft chicken dunked in lava. I don't really know how else to describe it.

person 1: "La la la lava ch ch ch chicken Steve's lava chicken yeah it's tasty as hell"
person 2: "ooh mamacita now you're ringin' the bell"
person 3: "criiispy and juicy now you're havin' a snack"
person 4: "oooh super spicy it's a lava attaaaackk"

by weeble.woble123 April 16, 2025

chicken

chicken is a short swaggy gay person that is very funny

person 1: hey do you know chicken

person 2: yeah why ?
person 1: that’s so cool

by chicken_666 July 30, 2021

triangle isosceles circle chicken tenders avocado

the legendary spell casted by the great GANDOLF GABE born in the fires of eon worked through pain in the forge upon finding the legendary chicken tender he became undieingly powerfull and casted his first spell while running under the burning brick roof of the forges tunnels he said slowley triangle isosceles circle chicken tenders avocado instintly disppering never to be seen again exept by his grandma he likes her cooking.

oh yea take this spell triangle isosceles circle chicken tenders avocado. (+5 damage)

by ya boi V sauce October 15, 2018