Apopka Smooth Rock

The act of apply lotion to ones bum while taking a shit.

“Yeah man I tried an Apopka Smooth Rock last week, never been the same.”

by qqquota December 14, 2024

Rock bottom

I'm not ever going to see that you were right because you were not right.

Hym "There is no rock bottom if I don't get to live out the rest of my life as I am then as many of your kids as I can get my hands on don't get to live. I'm not doing this with you. You're not better than me. You mind doesn't work better than mine does. I'm not changing my mind. I'm not working until I'm old like the rest of you pieces of shit. You get your fucking hands off of me you retarded fucking freaks or I am going to put my hands on your children."

by Hym Iam August 7, 2025

Go Rock

To congratulate someone, or a way to say, "Hey."

Haley walked into the party yelling, "GO ROCK!" (while holding up "🤘")

by lexinator112 December 1, 2022

Dusty rocking chair

The uninvited, mounted sexual activity of a wheelchair bound elderly person in a vegetative state
The dust off the chair can be seen falling to the ground throughout the rocking of the chair

Richard: hey devon, how are you enjoying your dusty rocking chair. Do you need lunch?
Devon: (Stephen hawkings voice) bleep bloop help!

by Chkeni420 April 16, 2025

Speeding Galaxy Rocks

A Rock (or rocks) that you can take and after taking these rocks you will be in a speedy flight to the Galaxy

I had some fire as Speeding Galaxy Rocks last night!!

by Change.Rosr34 August 14, 2023

Beta Male Rock

A style of soft rock originating in the mid 90s that usually consists of lyrical themes are drawn from a put on “soft guy/lonely” persona, and consists of dudes in their late 20s with skinny jeans and long hair singing about how a woman betrayed them, how they got cucked by another dude, or how lonely they are in the world. It also contains the same 4-5 chords on guitar and a single beat on drums throughout the entire song. The typical fan of this genre can be expected to be a guy who likes to act like he cares about social issues, and worships women because he’s so starved of pussy that he must sacrifice everything that makes him a man. Examples of beta male rock bands are: Gin Blossoms, The Goo Goo Dolls, Counting Crows, Oasis, Matchbox Twenty, and Lifehouse.

I:”Bro, I heard John in his room blasting Goo Goo Dolls again, how does he listen to that shit?”
U: “Because he’s a beta male who listens to beta male rock.”

by Bubby Bubby August 30, 2022

Rock thot

A mud cricket when she converts over to the rock crawling an rock bouncing scene . Another reference is buggy bunnies . A female who is down for a good beating if you know what I mean . When there’s a place to sit an hold on she does exactly that . A lady who can pound the teas better than boys . . Note she will probably still your hat or flash light . Take a selfie on your 43s. Post on snap chat of your rig but not with you

Hey Tyson, you riding solo? I got a couple rock thots who needs a place to ride . You down? She’s down.

Bruh, you see all those rock thots at Travis shop party ? Let’s load some up an head to oat meal creampie trail

I can’t believe Dwight is letting that rock Thot drive his rig. I will say tho. She can wheel it better than him , ain’t flipped it yet

by Halfassfab January 12, 2024