Time F * * k

When a virgin jerks off into a girls panties. In order for it to be a complete time fuck, the girl must have worn those panties minutes before leaving them on the floor. Also the dude has to be a virgin!

First guy: Dude I time fucked Gregoria!

Second guy: You're still a virgin.

First guy: :(

Second guy: Time F * * k is never ever legit, asshole!

by morky_goober April 4, 2009

adventure time porn

Adventure time porn

Dad: let's watch adventure time porn
Child: yes pls dadi

by Mum12345678910 July 25, 2017

If I had a dime for every time

the indicated event occurs very frequently

If I had a dime for every time I heard that cat growl, I could buy my own orchard.

by The Return of Light Joker January 20, 2008

I AINT GOT TIME FO THIS

When you're out with your friends havin a good time, and a sleazy guy walks by and asks for your number. The ultimate way to reject him is to use this line.

Sleazy dude walks by...
Sleazy dude: DANG GURL! U GOT SOME FINE ASS CURVES! WAS YO NUMBA? HOLLAAA
Girl: I AINT GOT TIME FO THIS!

by QUEEN MAE MAE July 16, 2009

Time to nut up or shut up

Time to grow some ball's like a man, or back down like a pussy

man pussy bitch Bob- man Im afraid to ask that chick out.
Me- it's time to nut up or shut up.

by Richhomienyquan October 29, 2016

5d chess with multiverse time travel

a popular digital-only chess variant that costs $7.91 on steam, and also the greatest mindfuck besides quantum mechanics

me: have you played 5d chess with multiverse time travel?
you: no
me: me neither :(

by d0nu7m4n January 4, 2022

First Time Attachment Syndrome (FTAS)

a prolonged emotional attachment to the person who took your virginity

I can't get over John. I think I have First Time Attachment Syndrome (FTAS).

by spidermanrawrrr October 22, 2009