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Christmas 2

A second christmas holliday that was started by people who wish there was more than one, and who wish for one that doesn't have a lot of materalism in it.
Christmas 2 is celebrated on June 25th, that is exactly 6 months after christmas 1 or as some people call it christmas.
by Judge dredd7 January 5, 2012
mugGet the Christmas 2mug.

2 clown party

A one-upper. The annoying prick who has to one-up every story you have to make himself sound like a bigger deal.
Me: “We had a clown at my sons birthday party. It was so awesome!”
Annoying prick: “Oh yeah, well we had 2 clowns

at my sons party...”
Me: “Way to be a 2 clown party prick”
Other example

Me: “Man, I hit that jump on my dirt bike and hit 15 feet”
Annoying prick: “that’s nothing, I hit 25 feet on the same jump...”
Me: “thanks for being a 2 clown party”
by Serluke April 25, 2019
mugGet the 2 clown partymug.

2 fingers up

You have a really big knob
"Yeh I put 2 fingers up"
"wow you must have a really big knob"
by Hehe funny August 3, 2022
mugGet the 2 fingers upmug.
when your bored in school and literally type everything on the keyboard except capitals
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by jkhshfdcs February 7, 2024
mugGet the `~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+qweèéêëēėęrtyÿuûüùúūiîïíīįìoôöòóœøōõp[{]}\|aàáâäæãåāsßśšdfghjklł;:’”zžźżxcçćčvbnñńm,<.>/?mug.

2 mm defeater

ppl with small penises can use this line of words and mean it, but there is also ppl with BIG dicks that use it
small penis example: bro where is your dick? firend: its a 2mm defeater
big penis example: mhmm daddy its soo big. guy with big dick: yeaa its a 2 mm defeater
by sandeR_heh January 10, 2024
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Hairy 2 yr old

Get your dad to shave he's pubes and stick it to your little 2 yr old brothers upper penis, then get your son/ brother to run around naked in town and show of he's merchandise.
"Look at that kid, he's got more pubes than me (50 yr old single male). He's a hairy 2 yr old lol
by Furious gorilla101 July 26, 2016
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July 2

Guys born on this day are the most motherfucking attractive boys on earth, they have so much big dick energy, but ONLY if they're half french. Men born on this day know how to treat women right, and how to cook. 99% sure they have a Nirvana obsession, loves Bruce Lee, Skates and has an unhealthy habit of meowing at every minor inconvinience.
"OMG that guy is so hot!!"
"He's probably a July 2nd guy!"
by imsuperhot69 November 24, 2021
mugGet the July 2mug.

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