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up up down down left right left right b a start

A secret fraternal guide for masturbation dating back to ancient mesopotamia. Set forth by one of the first branches of warring tribes composed almost entirely of ten-year old children who were taught by intoxicated shaman that self-image was more important than education. They became the first nation of Nintendous, on the Island of Contraceptive.
Sometimes, before we went on a date, we would up up down down left right left right B A start.
by Jumpinjahosaphat January 12, 2007
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random thumb downs on perfect definitions

Usually done by bored people who think people care about how many negative thumbs they have on their posts.
random thumb downs on perfect definitions:

this is how they think you react:
"OMFG WHY THE NEGATIVE SCORE??? FFFFFFFFUUUUU!!!!!!111oneoneone
by lolwutz- January 21, 2010
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this means to continue doing whatever u re doing cause its too cool and no one else can do it like you do
just get on down with your bad self!no one can stop you!
by QCCE May 20, 2018
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Calm down your not leng styll

When a boy or a girl gets just that extra bit too gassed over something
"Yooo that was clean as fuck did you see that".

"Calm down your not leng styll".
by Geyfj September 12, 2020
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FALLING DOWN STAIRS SYNDROME (FDS)

Falling Down Stairs Syndrome, or FDS, is an ailment that afflicts assclowns.

Symptoms:

Deliberate Foot-in-mouth, general clumsiness, social awkwardness, and boobery.

Secondary symptoms:

Flushed complexion, sweaty armpits, uncontrollable (and contagious) giggling.

Origins:
First diagnosed in a middle-aged man of Caucasian and Asian descent who was known to exhibit each feature of said syndrome without apparent threat to his regular physical health, despite the obvious detriment it had on his social state. Simply put, if one was to extrapolate the essence of how said Caucasian/Asian man carried out his existence, one would liken it to a human being falling down the stairs....constantly...at an extreme speed.
Hey Bro, you actually shouldn't laugh right at him because as far as we know there's no known cure for FALLING DOWN STAIRS SYNDROME (FDS); have some compassion.
by N@alie October 3, 2014
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Pulling the Stairs down from the Attic

A gay man's expression for a woman friend removing a dirty tampon from her vagina.
Your mom called me and said "I am pulling the stairs down from the attic". I responded "please, honey you ain't pulling that shit on me!".
by laughinATCHA January 14, 2010
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devil went down to georgia

code for developing a case of the runs after eating some questionable food, or after a night of heavy drinking.
"How was the show"
"It was good, but all that had was warm draft beer."
"Ooh. How are you this morning, then?"
"Well, the devil went down to georgia about 7 this morning, I don't think he has plans of leaving."
by Tbola July 30, 2008
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